Pipboy getting a tan. There are two things you can do in the middle of a nuclear war: panic or get a tan. One leads to endless stress and the other to an extra-crispy coating. On October 23, 2077, you will be presented with that dilemma. Vault-Tec would like to recommend against panicking. Do as Vault Boy does – just relax and soak up some rays. It’ll all be over soon.
